Do You Like Pussy?

Published on August 2, 2006 By MasonM In Misc

I was never exactly a cat lover until I got Socrates, but I have to admit he's pretty cool. So, do you like cats? Why or why not?

Comments (Page 1)

Moderateman

on Aug 02, 2006

I LOVE PUSSY..... AND OH YEH MY CATS ARE NICE TOO.

BA DA BUM!!

InfoGeek

on Aug 02, 2006

I love little pussy, her coat is so warm;
And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away
But pussy and I very gently will play.
She shall sit by my side, and I'll give her some food;
And she'll love me because I am gentle and good.

I'll pat pretty pussy, and then she will purr;
And thus show her thanks for my kindness to her.
But I'll not pinch her ears, not tread on her paw,
Lest I should provoke her to use her sharp claw.
I never will vex her, nor make her displeased -
For pussy don't like to be worried and teased.

A children's nursery rhyme.

But adults can love little pussy too.

IG

Shovelheat

on Aug 02, 2006

I know this old Mexican dude who swears and be-damns they make the best tamales but I've never been that drunk enough to try one.

But anyway, yes I like them. Especially the little slinky black one that lives across the street.

terpfan1980

on Aug 02, 2006

This just makes me think of Cheech Marin's speech in From Dusk 'til Dawn.

Meanwhile, I love putty tat's but the wifey is allergic. I joked many years ago (when I had to give up the cat -- gave him to my mother to care for) that I traded one putty for another

My daughter would love to have one also, and a putty tat will probably be the first thing she gets when she moves out on her own. (Just guessing). If the wife ever left, there'd certainly be a putty tat here keepin' me company.

MasonM

on Aug 02, 2006

#1 by Moderateman
Wed, August 02, 2006 8:45 PM

[Moderateman]

I LOVE PUSSY..... AND OH YEH MY CATS ARE NICE TOO.

BA DA BUM!!

MasonM

on Aug 02, 2006

#2 by InfoGeek
Wed, August 02, 2006 8:46 PM

I love little pussy, her coat is so warm;
And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away
But pussy and I very gently will play.
She shall sit by my side, and I'll give her some food;
And she'll love me because I am gentle and good.

I'll pat pretty pussy, and then she will purr;
And thus show her thanks for my kindness to her.
But I'll not pinch her ears, not tread on her paw,
Lest I should provoke her to use her sharp claw.
I never will vex her, nor make her displeased -
For pussy don't like to be worried and teased.

A children's nursery rhyme.

The precise one that spawned the title of this nonsense.

MasonM

on Aug 02, 2006

#3 by Shovelheat
Wed, August 02, 2006 8:57 PM

[Shovelheat]
I know this old Mexican dude who swears and be-damns they make the best tamales but I've never been that drunk enough to try one.

And here I always thought that was chihuahua.

Ionolast

on Aug 02, 2006

I used to like dogs better than cats, but I got so tired of dogs barking a lot for no good reason, especially in the middle of the night. I love my cat.

dynamaso

on Aug 02, 2006

I love cats and have had a number of them throughout my life. The one I have at the moment, a ginger lady, is probably the best cat I've ever had. She is smart, sassy and independant. I guess that is what I like most about them; dogs seek and require a lot of attention from you whereas cats don't often seek you out but when they do, you feel priveleged for it.

Tova7

on Aug 02, 2006

I thought guys were supposed to hate cats!

Well personally I think pussy rules the world.

Step

on Aug 02, 2006

I love cats e-mail me at rauni04071@students.pvcc.vic.edu.au

feisty_in_ohio

on Aug 02, 2006

We like dogs - but they're more pet than we want. I love cats. My husband says to tell you he loves both cats & pus....

foreverserenity

on Aug 02, 2006

A children's nursery rhyme.

Actually, my daughter did pick up this book at the library and I read it to her, nothing wrong with that. I just fought to keep a straight face with all the puns running through my head!

But yeah, I like cats too!

Chaos Manager

on Aug 03, 2006

I love cats. If the apartment we moved to down here didn't a $300 pet deposit and an additional $40 per month rent for the pet, we'd still have our little calico. Sweetest little thing. Now, she's with my parents and their two toms. And she rules the roost.

Bahu Virupaksha

on Aug 03, 2006

There is one thing we can now agree after your little bout of bad language. I too love cats and have a shelter for stray cats and other animals in the city where I live and work. Look after him.

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