Ok, I know the title isn't very nice. I admit it, and apologize to all of the smart blondes out there.
I am at Applebys. I had my lunch and am enjoying a few cold ones. The bartender is one I don't know. She's very young, blonde (obviously a natural blonde) and not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. I'm a natural smartass and am pretty quick with a humorous answer to questions. She hasn't "got" a single one of them. Not one.
At one point she asked, pointing to my empty beer glass, if I'd like another one. My reply; "I can't afford another one, can I have this one again?" She washed my glass and went on about her business. I had to ask for another beer at which point she says she thought I didn't want another one.
Ok, I can deal with people who are a little less bright, but some people just, ummmm, amaze me at times. I wonder if she listens to a recording that repeats "breath in....breath out..."