A bunch of useless crap
Published on July 15, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
Ok, I know the title isn't very nice. I admit it, and apologize to all of the smart blondes out there.

I am at Applebys. I had my lunch and am enjoying a few cold ones. The bartender is one I don't know. She's very young, blonde (obviously a natural blonde) and not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. I'm a natural smartass and am pretty quick with a humorous answer to questions. She hasn't "got" a single one of them. Not one.

At one point she asked, pointing to my empty beer glass, if I'd like another one. My reply; "I can't afford another one, can I have this one again?" She washed my glass and went on about her business. I had to ask for another beer at which point she says she thought I didn't want another one.

Ok, I can deal with people who are a little less bright, but some people just, ummmm, amaze me at times. I wonder if she listens to a recording that repeats "breath in....breath out..."

Comments
on Jul 15, 2006
Haha, have you ever thought that maybe she's messing with you? Or that she's just not in the mood for a wiseass?

I've waited on tables where they joke around with me and I deadpan. They stumble and say, "Hey, we're joking with ya!" And I say, "Yeah, I know. Me too."

LOL, too much fun.
on Jul 15, 2006
#1 by xtine
Sat, July 15, 2006 2:40 PM




Haha, have you ever thought that maybe she's messing with you? Or that she's just not in the mood for a wiseass?

I've waited on tables where they joke around with me and I deadpan. They stumble and say, "Hey, we're joking with ya!" And I say, "Yeah, I know. Me too."

LOL, too much fun.


Actually, yeah that did occur to me (been known to pull that one myself) but after listening to her interact with her fellow employees and other customers, my assessment of her intellectual prowess stands. I've had more interesting conversation with broccoli.
on Jul 15, 2006
I've had more interesting conversation with broccoli.


And how did that go? hehe.
on Jul 15, 2006

,  oh she might be in a bad mood too....I actually think she was in a bad mood,  then again.....

well she is human so maybe cut her slome slack?? 

on Jul 15, 2006
#3 by NickyG
Sat, July 15, 2006 4:46 PM



[NickyG]
I've had more interesting conversation with broccoli.


And how did that go? hehe.


Well, most broccoli I've met wasn't really all that talkative.
on Jul 15, 2006
#4 by Trudygolightly
Sat, July 15, 2006 5:33 PM



[Trudygolightly]

, oh she might be in a bad mood too....I actually think she was in a bad mood, then again.....

well she is human so maybe cut her slome slack??


Oh I was nice to her. I'm a nice guy ya know. She seemed to be in a pretty good mood to me, and I actually liked her just fine. She was a nice girl. She just reminded me of all the dumb blonde jokes I had ever heard all rolled up into one person.
on Jul 15, 2006
Oh I was nice to her. I'm a nice guy ya know. She seemed to be in a pretty good mood to me, and I actually liked her just fine. She was a nice girl. She just reminded me of all the dumb blonde jokes I had ever heard all rolled up into one person.


Ya, I know you're a nice guy, you're one one of the few good ones. I guess there's just really dumb blonds and to run into one is interesting.
on Jul 16, 2006

ROFL!

Sometimes the eagle flies high and the white mice are too far down to warrant their notice!

That is why blondes reproduce!

Thanks for a great laugh.

on Jul 16, 2006
#7 by Trudygolightly
Sat, July 15, 2006 6:48 PM


thanks
on Jul 16, 2006
#8 by Dr. Guy
Sun, July 16, 2006 6:55 PM



[Dr. Guy]

ROFL!

Sometimes the eagle flies high and the white mice are too far down to warrant their notice!

That is why blondes reproduce!

Thanks for a great laugh.


My pleasure
on Aug 10, 2006
Here's one I heard about good-looking blondes:

The elevator may not go all the way to the top floor but the floors it does stop at look pretty darn good!
on Aug 11, 2006
#11 by adnauseam
Thu, August 10, 2006 0:08 PM




Here's one I heard about good-looking blondes:

The elevator may not go all the way to the top floor but the floors it does stop at look pretty darn good!


yup