A bunch of useless crap
Published on July 6, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
As is true in most industries, truckers have their own language. Our jargon is a mixture of CB radio talk and assorted nicknames and redefinitions. Most are fairly obvious, but others may leave some people wondering "What did they just say?" So I decided to put together a list of trucker jargon and their definitions.

In no special order:

10-4 - affirmative or message received

42 - affirmative or I agree

10-33 - Vehicle accident - "There's a 10-33 2 miles ahead of you"

10-36 - time - "Does anyone have a 10-36?"

bear - cop in a marked cruiser

smokey bear - see bear

full grown bear - state cop in a marked cruiser

plain wrapper - cop in an unmarked cruiser, is usually accompanied with the color - "Blue plain wrapper"

polar bear - state cop in a white cruiser - seen in Ohio and a few other states

county mounty - county cop

evil knievel - cop on a motorcycle (2 wheeler)

diesel bear - DOT cop

bear in the air - cop in a plane or helicopter

flip - U-turn - "The bear made a flip in the median"

4 wheeler - a car

beaver - female in a 4 wheeler

seat cover - female passenger in a 4 wheeler

good buddy - a gay man, usually on the radio soliciting as a prostitute

lot lizard - truckstop or rest area female prostitute

recreational reptile - see lot lizard

sleeper leaper - see lot lizard

creepy crawly - drug dealer, pimp, beggar, or dealer of stolen property that hang around truckstops. Also mugger.

skateboard - empty flatbed

tanker yanker - driver who pulls tankers

2 week wonder - recent truck driving school graduate. "Last week I couldn't spell truck driver, this week I is one"

freight hauler - driver or company who hauls general commodities in van type trailers

dry box - van type non-refrigerated trailer

reefer - refigerated trailer, also the refrigeration unit itself

pickle park - rest area

go-go juice - diesel fuel

motion lotion - see go-go juice

sailboat fuel - what you're hauling in an empty trailer

dispatcher brains - see sailboat fuel

coloring book - log book

funny pages - see coloring book

lumper - person or service that unloads trucks, paid by the driver

chicken house - weigh station

scale house - see chicken house

hassle station - see chicken house

the big word is out - chicken house is closed

the little word is out - chicken house is open

chickens loose on scales entry denied - chicken house is closed

cops lounging on sofas eating doughnuts - chicken house is closed

damn! - chicken house is open

cracker-head - stupid person

stupid - someone who is frequently told to shut up on the CB radio - "Shut up stupid!"

gator - piece of tire rubber in the road

through the woods - Non interstate secondary highways, US routes, country roads - "I'm going to cut through the woods"

grandma's house - through the woods as a means to dodge a chicken house - "I'm going by Grandma's house"

chicken lights - decorative lights on the tractor and/or trailer

chicken truck - a truck with lots of chrome and chicken lights

chicken hauler - a mythical driver who drives a chicken truck, never goes under 100mph or leaves the left lane, and who performs his truck pretrip safety inspection by saying "break 1-9 for a radio check"

super trucker - a mythical driver who can drive for a month straight without stopping for any reason, makes over a million dollars a year, and is so good at driving that he can drive his truck and yours too. If you don't believe it, just ask him.

hammer - accelerator - "Put the hammer down"

gas - while trucks actually run on diesel it's not uncommon for a trucker to gas on it - see hammer

recruiter - paid liar

dispacther - paid liar who knows everything until something goes wrong and then knows nothing at all

big road - interstate highway

skinny road - 2 lane road

swindle sheet - old time name for toll ticket




We also have our own names for places. Many are the common nicknames, some are derived from those, and some others have just evolved over the years. Here are some of our more unique ones that every experienced trucker recognizes.

Shaky - California

The Guitar - Nashville, TN

K-Town - Knoxville, TN

The Choo-Choo - Chattanooga, TN

The Chili Bowl - Chilicothe, OH

The Circle - Cinncinnati, OH

The Bikini - Florida

Little Havana - Miami, FL

Cigar City - Tampa, FL

The Silly Circle - The loop around Washington, DC

The Rubber - Akron, OH

The Hillbilly - West Virginia

The Dirty Side - The NorthEast





I'm sure there's a lot more I could add to this, but you get the idea.

Comments
on Jul 06, 2006

well,  my vocabulary just grew a notch or two!  hehe,  knew a few of those however not many.

Some I learned in driving for the bus company,  some I"ve heard on the police scanner.

They need to come up with now for truckers that go snooping around on other driver's rigs!  ya!

on Jul 06, 2006
2 week wonder - recent truck driving school graduate. "Last week I couldn't spell truck driver, this week I is one"

chicken hauler - a mythical driver who drives a chicken truck, never goes under 100mph or leaves the left lane, and who performs his truck pretrip safety inspection by saying "break 1-9 for a radio check"


Hey, the 2 week wonder delivers to my work. I think he might be the chicken hauler.

I'm gonna ask him.
I hope you have my back Mason!
on Jul 06, 2006
Aren't CBs kind of passé?
on Jul 06, 2006
good buddy - a gay man, usually on the radio soliciting as a prostitute


Who changed this meaning?


reefer - refigerated trailer, also the refrigeration unit itself


I can never forgive this one.
on Jul 06, 2006
#1 by Trudygolightly
Thu, July 06, 2006 10:34 PM



[Trudygolightly]

well, my vocabulary just grew a notch or two! They need to come up with now for truckers that go snooping around on other driver's rigs! ya!


I think "stupid" covers that one.
on Jul 06, 2006
#2 by KellyW.
Thu, July 06, 2006 10:35 PM


on Jul 06, 2006
#3 by Içonoçlast
Thu, July 06, 2006 11:12 PM



[Içonoçlast]
Aren't CBs kind of passé?


Not for truckers. We rely on them to communicate with each other. Nothing worse than coming around a blind curve on a wet road to find stopped traffic you didn't know was there.
on Jul 06, 2006
#4 by Içonoçlast
Thu, July 06, 2006 11:15 PM



[Içonoçlast]
good buddy - a gay man, usually on the radio soliciting as a prostitute


Who changed this meaning?


Actually the gays themselves did when they started referrng to themselves as good buddies on the radio.

reefer - refigerated trailer, also the refrigeration unit itself


I can never forgive this one.


Ah well, such is life.
on Jul 06, 2006
Cool article!! Go-go juice made me think of Inspector Gadget though...
on Jul 07, 2006
I remember a song from the 70's, erm I think it was by CW McCall, called 'Convoy'. It included a lot of the vernacular you've written about here. I actually surprised myself by remembering most of the chorus *Maso shudders* Me and my damn musical trivia-brain.

Still, a good blog none the less.
on Jul 07, 2006
I sometimes wonder about the effectiveness of the weigh stations.  Especially when there is an easy alternate route.  I know where a couple are here in Va. And Major alternate routes parallel the interstate they are on.
on Jul 07, 2006
HAAHAHAHA.

I liked the super trucker. I bet he/she is FUN to talk with on the radio...hehe.