Everything about me is random
I wear a size 12 shoe
I love mystery stories and am happily awed if a writer did a story well enough for me to not have it figured out too early.
I got my first speeding ticket 2 weeks after getting my first license and motorcycle. 132mph in a 35mph zone. Neither the cop or my mother were too pleased with me. The first words out of the cop's mouth were "Damn I hate driving that fast!"
I dropped out of High School in the 11th grade out of sheer boredom. I didn't finish and go on to college until after serving in the military.
I once "borrowed" a tractor trailer when I was 17. I got about 1,000 miles before they busted me at a weigh station. The charges were later dropped after I mentioned to my appointed attorney that they had placed me, a minor, in a holding cell with adults. I never did the "joy riding" thing again.
In my lifetime, I've had more than two dozen injuries that required sutures or staples.
I've been shot once.
I've been attacked and cut/stabbed with a knife twice (not counting those masked surgeons).
I was once blind for 3 months due to a lightening strike.
I could read, write, and do simple math before starting school.
When I was in second grade I took my parent's brand new color tv apart. I also put it back together correctly. Remember tubes?
When I was 5 I blew up the kitchen in our house and was badly burned.
When I was 11 or 12 I blew a six foot hole in the side of our garage. The fire trucks were cool. Mom never bought me another chemistry set.
I had terrible nightmares when I was a pre-schooler.
I was born with a defect that caused my feet to turn inward, toes pointing at each other. I slept in metal braces until I was about 6 to correct the problem. My shoe and boot heals still wear more on the inside edge than the outside edge.
I've hiked the Appalachian Trail.
I was once on the Bozo The Clown Show
The only two states I have never visited are Alaska and Hawaii.
Ok, enough boring stuff.