The True Cause Of Global Warming

Published on June 8, 2006 By MasonM In Current Events

I was just watching an educational program called South Park and according to their writers the true cause of global warming is...farts.

According to their expert Randy Marsh-Son of a Bitch, this presents a real dilemma as his research shows that farting is releasing too much methane into the air which is causing global warming, but holding in your farts can lead to spontaneous combustion.

At this point in time the best solution seems to be only to fart in moderation and only when it's really really funny.

Comments

island_gurl12

on Jun 08, 2006

ewwwww!!!

bakerstreet

on Jun 08, 2006

I forget which tennis shoe manufacturer. One of them, though, is very "green" and has been doing studies on how to remove greenhouse gases from the process of making their shoes. Much to their surprise they found that the cows from which they get their leather, create far more greenhouse gases through digestion than any other part of the process.

I like South Park. I doubt I would agree with them much, but they are darned fair and no one is safe on either side of an issue. Dunno about anyone else, but that is all I ask.

MasonM

on Jun 09, 2006

umm, Baker, I think you're taking this silly article a tad too seriously.

AvantiTexan

on Jun 09, 2006

My question is: When is it not really really funny? he he he

I've often thought that if only we could harness this "laughing gas," we'd have another alternative fuel on our hands! (Well, maybe not own our hands...)

Dr Guy

on Jun 09, 2006

Baker is right. Who is going to teach the cows to fart in moderation? And dont look at me!

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