A bunch of useless crap
Published on June 2, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
The past week has been...interesting.

I had more close calls while driving my rig this past week than I normally have in six months. Maybe it's the change in the weather now that we're going into what I call the "nice season". Maybe it's just the areas I've been traveling through. Whatever the reason stupidity has been alive and well and it's name is "driver".

In NC, when I was on my way into Charleston I was bobtailing down the on-ramp to merge onto the interstate. I glanced into my mirrors out of habit. Nothing coming on my right...good as that lane was soon to end. On my left, the shoulder of the ramp, I see this small blue junky looking POS tearing down the shoulder. I laid on the air horn knowing it was pointless. He flew past me, cut his wheel hard so that he cut directly in front of my bumper, and lost control of his POS. It fishtailed a few times and almost spun out directly in front of me. His POS maybe weighed 1600lbs tops, my bobtail weighs around 19,000lbs. Yep, it was looking like he was soon to be street pizza.

He managed to regain control at the last second and, here's the clincher, gave me the finger like it was I who had just pulled an immensely bone-headed stunt. I just sighed and went on about my business as I watched this idiot race through the holiday traffic weaving and bobbing through the lanes as vehicle's brake lights lit up in an attempt to avoid hitting this cretin. I wonder if he's still alive?

I saw a couple of crotch-rocket riders racing down the interstate at well over 100mph doing wheelies in heavy traffic. I saw a pickup truck pulling a camper at least 3 times it's length race past me going down a mountain grade and then I sat in a backup for two hours while the police and a wrecker cleaned up his mess and towed what was left of his vehicles away. I understand neither he nor his wife were seriously injured but he likely needed a change of underwear.

I sat in a two hour backup in Indiana while they cleaned up a mess from a trucker who fell asleep and rolled his truck, effectively shutting down the interstate because he wasn't smart enough to know when to stop and sleep.

I sat in a backup in North Carolina while they cleaned up the aftermath from a drunken woman who fell off the back of a motorcycle and was run over by two tractor trailers, killing her instantly. I feel sorry for those two truckers.

I had numerous idiots who don't seem to understand the simple words "merge" and yield" nearly run up under my truck, into my side, or nearly get run over by me at various on-ramps along my routes. A couple of them were my fellow truck drivers who it seems missed those lessons in whatever truck driving school they presumably slept through.

Stupidity is in the air. It's all around. It's everywhere.

You've been warned.

Comments
on Jun 02, 2006
They're everywhere. I had two close calls the other night just going to my friends house who lives all of three miles away from me. I could never do your job in a million years. It would stress me out big time.
on Jun 02, 2006
I agree with you on that one...it mystifies me as to how some people even got a licence in the first place...
on Jun 02, 2006
Amazes me that some of those people have managed to live as long as they have.
on Jun 03, 2006
That's crazy. I've always admired those who choose to drive the big rigs, something I don't think I could ever do. It has got to be so stressful.

Living in Italy, I have come to value the two-way streets in America that are actually big enough for two cars to go down it simultaneously.
on Jun 03, 2006
You see this is why I've never learnt to drive. Not only would I have to deal with my own stupidity, but that of those around me, and at least i have some control over my own!

My sympathy is with the people who get caught up in this, innocent by standers who suffer because of someone elses foolishness. That's what's unfair.
on Jun 03, 2006
Come to Naples, IT, Mason. There's nothing to make you appreciate US traffic like having some guy 2 inches from your bumper at 100mph. (I'm not exaggerating...not an inch) The rice rocket drivers look like skiers on a slalom, and if YOU screw up and hit one, YOU are at fault regardless of whatever mindless things they were doing.

I can see my first experience when I get home (in about two years by my reckoning)

Cop: Sir, do you realize you were doing 110 mph on the shoulder in a school zone?
Me: No, I didn't...that's the way I've had to drive to stay alive for the last three years - didn't honestly give it a second thought.
Cop: But you almost ran over 6 kids...
Me: See you said "almost"...I didn't hit them...besides...I had to swerve so as not to hit the guy on the Vespa, didn't I?
on Jun 03, 2006
#4 by AvantiTexan
Sat, June 03, 2006 04:47 AM



[AvantiTexan]
That's crazy. I've always admired those who choose to drive the big rigs, something I don't think I could ever do. It has got to be so stressful.

Living in Italy, I have come to value the two-way streets in America that are actually big enough for two cars to go down it simultaneously.



Honestly, it's what you make of it. I know a lot of newbie drivers quit the business within the first year (something like 80%) due to the stress. You get used to it much like anything else.

I remember those alleys they called streets in Italy
on Jun 03, 2006
#5 by Sally jacobs
Sat, June 03, 2006 05:12 AM




You see this is why I've never learnt to drive. Not only would I have to deal with my own stupidity, but that of those around me, and at least i have some control over my own!

My sympathy is with the people who get caught up in this, innocent by standers who suffer because of someone elses foolishness. That's what's unfair.


Maybe you're better off not driving these days. I agree, the victims of these idiots often pay a heavy price.
on Jun 03, 2006
#6 by little-whip
Sat, June 03, 2006 05:33 AM



[little-whip]
Amazes me that some of those people have managed to live as long as they have.


The sad fact is, most of them survive to enjoy good long lives, while leaving a trail of injury and death behind them, oblivious as Mr Magoo.

Yeah they do seem to stumble through life for a very long time.


Stupidity is in the air. It's all around. It's everywhere.


Sounds like a good opening line for a poem, mind if I snag it? (will give you credit for the inspiration, of course!)



I don't mind.
on Jun 03, 2006
#7 by OckhamsRazor
Sat, June 03, 2006 06:15 AM



[OckhamsRazor]
Come to Naples, IT, Mason. There's nothing to make you appreciate US traffic like having some guy 2 inches from your bumper at 100mph. (I'm not exaggerating...not an inch) The rice rocket drivers look like skiers on a slalom, and if YOU screw up and hit one, YOU are at fault regardless of whatever mindless things they were doing.



I spent a good amount of time in Naples back in 1980-81. Those taxi rides were quite an adventure! I saw a lot of fender benders every day. If they stopped at all they'd just yell at each other for a minute and then drive on. Nuts.
on Jun 03, 2006
If they stopped at all they'd just yell at each other for a minute and then drive on. Nuts


Marseilles and Nice, France are the same way. I came close to needing a clean pair of shorts a couple of times there. If there's a tailback, people will simply drive on the sidewalk to get to their destination instead, and roundabouts are an absolute nightmare to maneuver.

Mind you, Americans don't know how to navigate roundabouts either.
on Jun 03, 2006
The reason I dont own a gun, is that I would have shot that POS driver.  At least it would have saved other lives!
on Jun 03, 2006

people will simply drive on the sidewalk to get to their destination instead

I did that a couple of times, with my taxicab, when West 7th Street in St. Paul was blocked up with traffic.

The second time I did it,  I was trying to back up out of a parking space,  ( the creep in the restaraunt wouldn't move his car)  and I hurried as I was pissed off and I hit the street light!  Oh was I in trouble!

Mason,  I seriously will say prayers for you,  and all the other other decent drivers on the road.  There's insanity out there!

P.S.  My insanity with that cab was a one-time event!