Two days ago I bought a Hot Pocket in a truckstop and popped it into the microwave (nuker). I took it out and had a bite. I heard a "sssssssssss" even before I felt the pain. The cheese in this thing had reached a temperature approaching that of the sun.
The roof of my mouth, right behind my teeth, is badly blistered and swollen and hurts like hell. I can't eat anything and I keep biting into the blister when I forget and close my mouth too quickly. These things really should come with a HUGE warning: "Danger! Nuclear cheese. Placing in mouth may cause days of unending agony"