As you may well imagine driving a truck around the country for a living allows a person a lot of time to think, reflect, and ponder the mysteries of life. For a long time now I have been examining life, the universe, and everything in an attempt to unravel one of the mysteries philosophers have pondered for centuries; the secret to life.
After countless hours of mental study, observations of the human condition, and deep reflexions upon life, I have finally discovered the true secret to life.
Relax.