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Published on April 2, 2006 By MasonM In Current Events
Late Grateful Dead Leader's Toilet Stolen

SONOMA, California (AP) -- The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia's toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader's commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet, The Press Democrat newspaper reported Saturday.

Garcia's salmon-colored toilet was the subject of a legal battle before it was finally moved to Sonoma, to await shipment to a Canadian casino.

It's unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads.

Henry Koltys bought Garcia's Marin County home for $1.39 million in 1997 and removed the toilet and other items he planned to sell to raise money for a charity.



After Koltys sold the house to a friend of the band's, the new owner sued to block the auction. The dispute was resolved last year, and Koltys moved the items to his home in Sonoma, about 40 miles north of San Francisco.

Last month, Koltys sold the Grateful Dead singer's toilet for $2,550 to online casino Goldenpalace.com, which planned to use it as part of a traveling marketing exhibit. The casino is offering a $250 reward for its return.

Henry Koltys said Friday that the toilet once stood in the master bathroom of Garcia, who died in 1995 at age 53. "It would have been his personal head," he said.



Even a toilet isn't safe these days. I do have to wonder why it was in the driveway though.

Comments
on Apr 03, 2006
I am sure the Deadhead would have been more disturbed if someone stole his "headies" as opposed to the head.
on Apr 03, 2006
No self respecting deadhead would ever have a need for a toilet
on Apr 04, 2006

Come on you guys we can do better!

There is nothing better than a dead head, dead head!  Or how to squat and leave it, and not worry about picking it up! (sorry, this is a repost, but the puns are too good!).