The Perfect Workstation

Published on March 31, 2006 By MasonM In Humor

Comments

EventHorizon

on Mar 31, 2006

...Of course, you'd still have to get up and walk to the fridge for food.

Danny Bassette

on Mar 31, 2006

And the monitor is too small, no headset for the phone, the tiles will make it cold, I don't even see a mouse. But good try

Dr Guy

on Mar 31, 2006

I was going to say that "works for me", but the pun is too bad!

MasonM

on Mar 31, 2006

Trudygolightly

on Mar 31, 2006

And I thought it was bad when my daughter was on the phone talking to me, and went into the bathroom while still on the phone!!!

No webcams in this office!

bakerstreet

on Mar 31, 2006

You'd still have to flush, live with the smell, etc. Intravenous feeding with a full urinary catheterization and colostomy/intestinal bypass is more of what you are going for, I think. Suspended in some breathable liquid you wouldn't need clothes, or excercise, or anything.

Not only would you have the perfect workstation, but you'd generate more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU's of body heat. Welcome to the future, coppertop!

on Mar 31, 2006

Not only would you have the perfect workstation, but you'd generate more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU's of body heat. Welcome to the future, coppertop!

Talk about recycling everything. You use all the electricity you generate!

It would be really funny if we agreed to become member of matrix instead of some computer breeding us to be batteries.

Talk about ultimate in environment-friendly worker!

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