A bunch of useless crap
At my age?
Published on March 13, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
I'm not exactly in the best physical condition these days. Between the wreck and just abusing my body over the years, I'm less than a perfect physical specimen. These days I try to avoid anything overly pyhsical such as bar fights, but tonight it just wouldn't be avoided.

I was in a Mexican place across the street from the truckstop here in South Carolina, minding my own business (as much as I know how) and enjoying a few beers and some good conversation. A younger guy came in, already drunk, and started shooting his mouth off about pretty much anything and everything.

He said a few things that pissed me off, but I managed to ignore him until he started ragging on truck drivers and what scum he thought they (we) were. Somehow I just couldn't let some of it pass. He had mentioned how stupid and ignorant truck drivers were, using very poor grammer, so I decided to educate him a bit.

I let him know that I was in fact a truck driver, that I had a college degree (more than one in truth) and that I considered him an uncouth, loud-mouthed, ignorant son of a dog. (Not my exact phrasing) I think I also mentioned a few things about his lineage, his penis size, and something or other regarding his face and the fact that it needed some serious reconstruction.

This moron picked up a bar stool and hit me with it. Well, needless to say I was less than happy with his response and I proceeded to instruct him on just how much experience was far more valuable than youthful zeal. I haven't been in a real bar fight since the wreck and was less than certain that I was physically able to go up against someone who was not only a number of years younger than myself but also a good bit larger.

Experience, as the young fellow discovered, pays off. I cleaned the guy's clock and handed him his ass in a basket so to speak. Right before both of us were thrown out of the bar.

Ah well, as much as I dislike violence, I feel pretty good about it because the punk needed a lesson in manners and I needed to know that I can still handle myself in a pinch. Pretty much a win-win as far as I am concerned. The other guy may feel differently when he wakes up tomorrow.


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