A bunch of useless crap
Published on March 3, 2006 By MasonM In Humor
Found this on linuxquestions.org

Three bulls were standing around the barnyard. The biggest bull turns to the other 2 and says, "I hear farmer Johnson is getting a new bull today. He’s trying to upgrade the herd. "l tell you boys what, I don't care HOW BIG and BAD this new bull THINKS he is. I've got 60 cows in this yard and he AIN'T having NONE of mine!"

The medium bull says, "Yeah, yeah. I hear you. I'VE got 40 cows in this yard and if this new bull THINKS he's getting any of MY cows, he's got ANOTHER think coming!'

The smallest bull says, "That's me too. I don't care HOW big and bad this new bull is. I've got 20 cows in this yard and if he thinks he's getting ANY of my cows he ain't seen ME yet!"

The bulls are all waiting there, nodding in agreement, when the stock trailer pulls into the yard outside the fence. The ranch hands walk to the back of the trailer and just barely pop the door handles when the doors burst open and out rushes the absolute biggest, meanest, toughest looking Brahma bull anybodies ever seen. He’s snorting at the air, pawing the ground and shaking his head around until he sees the cows in the yard. He bellows and charges like a freight train right after them, busting through the fence right past the 3 astonished bulls.

The biggest bull stares in amazement and whispers to the other 2 bulls, "Hey, you boys know I was just kidding, right? If farmer Johnson really wants to upgrade the herd, this new bull can have some of my cows.'

The medium bull whispers, "Yeah, yeah. I knew you were kidding man. I was too. If that new bull wants to have some of my cows, he can have some."

Both of the bulls turn to look at the smallest bull.

The smallest bull is snorting, bellowing, pawing the ground and throwing up broken fence with his horns. The biggest bull whispers, "Are you nuts?"

The smallest bull whispers back, "Hell no! I just want him to know I'm a bull!"

Comments
on Mar 03, 2006
bahahahahha, now that's some real bull!!
on Mar 03, 2006

This is one of my favorite ones!

"hell no!  I just want him to know I am a bull!"