A bunch of useless crap
Not Proud Of It
Published on January 19, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
Ok, I should say that I am not a violent person. These days I hate violence of any kind. But this guy just had it coming.

I was in the grocery store picking out a few things to tide me over through the weekend, some tofu crumbles, salad mix, fruits, etc... I was totally minding my own business. Some jerk comes up to me asking if I am a vegetarian. I say "yes, I am". He really starts ragging on me about it, telling me how I am a communist, a hippy, and how I am hurting America.

Ok, ya have to picture this. I am six feet tall, and weigh 200lbs. Because of all of the effort I have put into recovering from the car wreck there isn't much body fat on my frame. Bicycle riding, lifting weights, etc.... Not exactly a small guy. This dude is maybe 5ft 10inches, and looks, well, creepy. I should be a better person I guess, but he pissed me off.

I told him to just mind his own business, but he wouldn't let it go. He kept on at me. I tried scaring him into letting it go with "that look" that I have. It didn't work either, this guy was totally clueless.

Finally, I just had heard enough after trying to scare him, walk away, and nothing was working. I grabbed him by the throat, lifted him about an inch off the floor, and pinned him against the wall. I explained to him the concepts of good manners, minding your own business, and not screwing with people who are much larger than you are.

About the time his face was turning from red to blue I figured he had heard enough and let him go. I then had to explain things to the teenaged grocery employees who had gathered there. I am thankful none of them had the good sense to call for the police as I really hate spending a night in jail.

Not the smartest thing I have ever done, but some people just piss you off, you know?

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on Jan 21, 2006
Well, as beef is big business around here I suspect he is probably in the cattle business and feels that vegetarians hurt his business or something. Who knows? Maybe just a nut job.


Interesting, isn't it, how quickly some traditional "free market" supporters abandon it once they feel their livelihoods are threatened? While I know it wouldn't make a difference for you, I personally would buy more beef if they'd stop using growth hormones on the cattle, raise them as free range animals and slaughter them humanely (there's compelling evidence that the slaughterhouse atmosphere raises natural hormone levels in cattle due to the stress, and, as another blogger pointed out, cattle hormones are almost identical to our own, so if it's in the beef, you're probably going to be affected by it). At any rate, the guy's a pinhead.
on Jan 21, 2006
Some people just need their ass kicked plain and simple.

I agree. While I do not encourage or condone rampant violence, sometimes it really is the most effective way to make a point. And yeah, some folks just need a good ass kicking now and again. I consider it an educational experience for them.

If you had to do that in mine, I'd hook you up with a couple of good cinnamon rolls and OJ and hot coffee for breakfast!!!

While not quite worth it, it does sound good.
on Jan 21, 2006
I have to say here that I really am normally a very friendly, easy going type. I try to get along with everyone as best I can, just not to the point of taking a bunch of shit from some asshole.
on Jan 21, 2006
Ya, back in the day when I was a vegetarian, I too recieved my share of abuse (the most amusing time was by a obese individual, at my doorstep trying to sell his religion to me) ... ya just gotta rack it up to ignorance and fear ...

JW
on Jan 21, 2006

Ya, back in the day when I was a vegetarian, I too recieved my share of abuse (the most amusing time was by a obese individual, at my doorstep trying to sell his religion to me) ... ya just gotta rack it up to ignorance and fear ...

You outta write about that!  That sounds like a hilarious story!

on Jan 21, 2006
Seriously Fat guy: "Hey, ya have to eat meat to be healthy like me."

Uh huh. Sure.
on Jan 21, 2006
on Jan 22, 2006
Eh...I probably would've done the same thing. When people don't take the hint to leave you alone...sometimes they need a more "straightforward" approach.

~Zoo
on Jan 22, 2006
gee mason as an avowed peace activist I must protest in the strongest language, did you try diplomacy first? when that failed did you first get permission from a neighbor before attacking this poor innocent soul? Did you form a coalition of the willing and talk about it for years on end before you launched this vicious uncalled for attack on this poor misguided man?

MM walks away feeling superior. heh
on Jan 22, 2006
on Jan 23, 2006
Hehe.

Some people don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

You could have fashioned some nun chucks out of tofu and green onions and beat him with it.
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