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People Say Some Pretty Dumb Things
Published on June 17, 2005 By MasonM In Blogging
OK, I'll be the first to admit that I take some liberties with language at times. But some people say some things just just simply mae no real sense, and quite often they don't even realize it. While it's hardly a major issue, but it does make me wonder if they even know what it is they just said.

Some common examples which I find both amusing and annoying.

ATM machine. Do you even know what "ATM" stand for? Automatic Teller MACHINE! What you just said was "automatic teller machine machine".

I didn't see nothing. Umm, ok, that means you saw something. You do know that, right?

Save up to 50% and more. Ok, which is it? I can save up to 50%? Or I can save more than 50%?

He's itching himself No, he's scratching himself. Something else is itching him.

It''s our 3 month anniversary Do you know what the word anniversary even means? It means annually recurring date of a past event, as in once a year. Get it?

Does this make me look fat?No, it was the Twinkies that did that. What you mean to ask is "does this hide my fat?"

I set my clock/watch ahead so i am always on time Really? Did you do it in a way that you didn't know it's set ahead so as to trick yourself?

I need gas You do? Why? Are you sure it isn't your car that needs the gas?

I have to take a crap Really? And where are you taking it to? Personally, I prefer to leave them.

Stupid idiot As opposed to a smart idiot?

There are a lot more, but I think you get the idea. If you have one that you hear people say, or say yourself, that just makes no sense at all, feel free to share it with us.

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on Jun 17, 2005
Arrrgggggghhhhh! We are agreeing again! Curses my precious! Curses!


The end is nigh!
on Jun 17, 2005
When asked of a man by a woman, it is a trap! There is no right answer. Run, fast and far away! Do not answer it as you will be wrong regardless!


Hahahaha...here's your answer: "You look great in everything, baby. I love the way that dress (jeans, skirt, top, whatever) makes your ass (waist, legs, boobs, whatever) look. You're a knock-out!"

Obviously you can't say this exact thing every single time, so you have to vary up the structure and the exact words you use a bit, but...

When you say this, you will save yourself 30 minutes to an hour because she will feel sexy and adored and she won't run upstairs and change 5 more times (or walk around pulling on her clothes and looking dejected for the rest of the night).
on Jun 17, 2005

So what do you call the machines?

Cash giants!

on Jun 17, 2005

The end is nigh!

Not as long as my precciiisssous exists!  Master is evil!  He wants to hurt Gollum! Guulum, Guulluim!

on Jun 17, 2005
Another one like this is PIN number.


You ever fill out a form that asks for your "SSN #"? Same difference, and it annoys the piss outta me!
on Jun 17, 2005

Hahahaha...here's your answer: "You look great in everything, baby. I love the way that dress (jeans, skirt, top, whatever) makes your ass (waist, legs, boobs, whatever) look. You're a knock-out!"

Obviously you can't say this exact thing every single time, so you have to vary up the structure and the exact words you use a bit, but...

When you say this, you will save yourself 30 minutes to an hour because she will feel sexy and adored and she won't run upstairs and change 5 more times (or walk around pulling on her clothes and looking dejected for the rest of the night

Hehehehehe

I was just looking for some great advice! Cheap!

Got it!

hehehehehhehehehe

on Jun 17, 2005
my pet phrase, by the way, in situations like that is:

"That is both repetitive and redundant".

You'd be surprised at how many people don't get that!
on Jun 17, 2005
My favorite is talking face to face and one say "DO YOU SEE what I am saying?" nope your words have no form dummy.
on Jun 17, 2005
That is both repetitive and redundant

on Jun 17, 2005
My favorite is talking face to face and one say "DO YOU SEE what I am saying?" nope your words have no form dummy.

I suppose that could be a valid question if communicating in sign language, otherwise it's annoying.

And yeah, the SSN# is both repetitive and redundant.
on Jun 17, 2005
Don't you just LOVE it when people mistakenly say, "I could care less!" when what they meant was
"I COULDN'T care less!!"
I used to do that.
If someone answers me with a "whatever"...I don't bother talking to them for awhile, and perhaps they like that
on Jun 17, 2005
what extreme intellectuals you all think you are


Look who's talking.

So, it’s an ATM. Then adding the “what is it” in, we can safely say an ATM machine.


Asking "what is it", the reply is Automated Teller Machine, not Automated Teller Machine machine. The same with SSN and PIN.

Your repeated derogatory statements show you to be an asshole.


Maybe I’ll just go back to my mom’s basement where I can whine on my blog about how some people just don’t know how to communicate.


Good idea.
on Jun 17, 2005
hahahaha. Ok, Mason. That was an even better idea. Feel free to delete this post and my last one.
on Jun 17, 2005
Don't you just LOVE it when people mistakenly say, "I could care less!" when what they meant was"I COULDN'T care less!!"


Yeah, that's a good one. Or is it a bad one?
on Jun 17, 2005

#29 by Içonoçlast
Friday, June 17, 2005



[Içonoçlast]
hahahaha. Ok, Mason. That was an even better idea. Feel free to delete this post and my last one.

Nah, I won't delete them. I was thinking the same thing but "delete" seemed appropriate for him. He's free to go shit on his own blog if he likes.
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