One of the silliest things I've ever heard:

During reading time, a student is furiously scratching his head with both hands.
I ask, "David, are you okay?"
He says, "Yeah, I think I have gingivitis."

umm...I am sure he meant dandruff...lol

The gimpywox flummoxed the lubbofomox in the riddomox of the apocomox

As my son would say..."the whawha?!)

(((Singing a solo round)))

A Trio of Rodents with Imperfect Vision
A Trio Of Rodents with Imperfect Vision
Observe How they Motivate
Observe How they Motivate
They Motivated Past the Agriculturalists Spouse
Who extracted the Flagella with an tool from a butchershop
Have you ever experienced such a phenomenon in your existence
As a Trio of Rodents with Imperfect Vision.

(((Everybody sing)))) ;~D

I sing like a bird. Typically a buzzard.

As my son would say..."the whawha?!)

He did say the More Monty Pythonesque the better (actually, it was more Lewis Carroll meets Dr. Seuss on an opium high, but hey, who's counting, right?).

Personally I enjoy nonsensical silliness. it's as apolitical as it gets, and it runs a low risk of offending ANYONE (and my kids have gotten used to it!)

Ted, Mason, Gid and Whip.....you guys are so silly Thanks for the laughs!!!

How in Hell's name did I manage to post such an absurd, Politically Incorect, collection of poor taste, and not catch the least bit of ire ?

As told to me by my son's preschool teacher.

She was walking past as my son Colt was playing with one of his friends during freeplay time. My son looks up at her as he was playing and asks her, "Have you smelled yourself lately?"

She told me that she didn't quite know how to respond so she smiled and told him no she hadn't.

She said that he is very smart and creative and always saying things like this that catch her off guard. But this was the one that kept running through her mind.

So let me ask all of you, "Have you smelled yourself lately?"