A bunch of useless crap
Published on December 20, 2012 By MasonM In Blogging

I'm looking forward to the end of the world tomorrow. Maybe there will be fewer cars on the road, shorter lines at the grocery, and all that. I was planning on doing laundry on Saturday and that has me a little concerned.

Does the end of the world mean no water? Damn hard to wash clothes if there isn't any water.

And what about air? Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a pipe lit if there isn't any damn air? I mean, really, how frustrating would that be?

Oh yeah, and what about the expiration dates on dairy products beyond tomorrow? Are they still valid or not? I would hate like hell to put spoiled milk in my Special K cereal just because the end of the world invalidated the expiration date. That would just suck.


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on Dec 20, 2012

Wonder if we should pack bags or what? Those Mayans were right smart hombres and probably had better math skills than most modern HS students … in the jungle of Mexico and Central-America some 4,000 ya or so. Got to make you wonder. Wish someone had the time because I don’t like JD early in the day and well maybe I should make an exception being the end of the world and all. Good luck to everyone …???

on Dec 20, 2012

It's my understanding that the end of the world is scheduled for 6:12 PM EST.

on Dec 20, 2012

That is good for me thanks. Spaced out neighbor gets home ~5 PM and probably can spare something for my old pipe (considering) ... I won't feel a thing till the morrow but it sure will be 'fun' to watch it played out in living color ... or not ... but still fun.

on Dec 20, 2012

I plan to take pictures and post them the following day. I'm sure cockroaches and the internet will survive.

on Dec 20, 2012

I have it on good authority that the earth is going to end … more along these lines.

The End of the World   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

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