Damn near got run down by a car tonight. I'm still burning off the adrenaline.
I was walking across the street from my motel to get some beer when a car came tearing ass around a corner, tires squealing, ass end fishtailing, and heading straight for me.
I dodged out of the way but my left hand came down on the hood of the car as I was getting out of it's path.
I swear, if I could have got my hands on that driver I would be on my way to jail for homicide.
I'm way too old for that kind of shit.