A bunch of useless crap
Published on April 23, 2008 By MasonM In Humor

I've never been to law school.

I actually work for a living.

I don't believe a chicken in every pot is near as good as a beer in every fridge.

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

 


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on Apr 24, 2008
but all the PC asshats still have to go.


I thought he was just into MAC. ;~D
on Apr 24, 2008
I thought he was just into MAC. ;~D


Nah, his first executive order will be to outlaw Microsoft products and convert us all to Linux.
on Apr 24, 2008
Do you eat bread? How about live bacteria in your yogurt? What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?


Mmm, yeast and bacteria... not so keen on the mold though.
on Apr 24, 2008
What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?


I don't like cheese, either.
on Apr 24, 2008
Do you eat bread? How about live bacteria in your yogurt? What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?


Yup, but kill that infection first! :~D
on Apr 24, 2008
I don't like cheese, either.


YOu poor deprived soul.
on Apr 24, 2008
YOu poor deprived soul.


I get that a lot.


You know what's really sad? I worked so very, very hard on my reasons for why I should be the president, and I get almost nothing. *sniff* nobody loves me...

But this one is so funny, I can't really blame people for reading it.
on Apr 24, 2008

You know what's really sad? I worked so very, very hard on my reasons for why I should be the president, and I get almost nothing. *sniff* nobody loves me...

People always ignore the best candidates, CB. Of course, while I'm kinda talking about you I'm mainly meaning myself.

on Apr 24, 2008
People always ignore the best candidates, CB. Of course, while I'm kinda talking about you I'm mainly meaning myself.


hahaha, ain't that the truth.
on Apr 25, 2008
People always ignore the best candidates, CB


Here here! Besides, with the lot we have to chose from this year, we got to find some way to laugh.
on Apr 25, 2008
People always ignore the best candidates, CB


If that's true, Willie Carter must be the all-time, absolute, supreme best candidate. He's on his 6th run for president and still completely ignored. ;~D
on Apr 26, 2008
Nah, his first executive order will be to outlaw Microsoft products and convert us all to Linux.


Great idea!
on Apr 26, 2008
Nah, his first executive order will be to outlaw Microsoft products and convert us all to Linux.Great idea!


There goes my job.
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