A bunch of useless crap
Published on April 23, 2008 By MasonM In Humor

I've never been to law school.

I actually work for a living.

I don't believe a chicken in every pot is near as good as a beer in every fridge.

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

 


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on Apr 23, 2008
If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.


But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas.
on Apr 23, 2008
The first platform I can get behind fully!

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge. )
on Apr 23, 2008
But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas.


LOL

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge. )


LOL
on Apr 23, 2008

I like all 4 things you said, but I have to penalize you for number 2 (and my reasoning may be number 2 ).

I know it's not your fault but your truck is broke down too much. With a record like that how can I be sure all the asshats will be gone?

on Apr 23, 2008

I'd vote except for #4.

on Apr 23, 2008
beer in every fridge.


Beer, ew...gross!
on Apr 23, 2008
Beer, ew...gross!


You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.
on Apr 23, 2008
You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.


Yay more beer for us!
on Apr 23, 2008

But if you one, you'd continue to want to work for a living and we can't have that in a president!! ;~D

on Apr 23, 2008
You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.


And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.
on Apr 23, 2008
Well, ok, I admit that that I would have to actually give up working for a living, and of course those who don't care for beer would be given alternative options such as wine or Pepsi, but all the PC asshats still have to go.
on Apr 23, 2008
Well, ok, I admit that that I would have to actually give up working for a living, and of course those who don't care for beer would be given alternative options such as wine or Pepsi, but all the PC asshats still have to go.


I'll drink to that!
on Apr 24, 2008
And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.


Like AD says, that is more for the rest of us!

CedarBird for Surgeon General (we dont want a doctor to drink beer, now do we?)
on Apr 24, 2008
Cedarbird:
And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.


I agree. I always wondered why people want to drink something infected by yeast. ;~D
on Apr 24, 2008
but all the PC asshats still have to go.


Again, I declare, stop getting rid of essential American industries! You want China to take over our computers, too?
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