A bunch of useless crap
Published on July 3, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging
I went over to Appleby's for dinner. While there I noticed they had a new server. She was about 5 foot nothing, had that deep red auburn hair that you just can't get from a bottle, and a slightly turned up nose that I found adorable. Adorable is a good word. That's what came to my mind looking at her. Adorable. I'd guess that she was, at best, 21 or 22 years old, and actually looked younger.

The bartender told me her name was Reagan (sp?). An apt name for her look. I have to admit that I have always been attracted to smaller women. By smaller I don't necessarily mean thinner, but rather just smaller. Shorter women have always been more attractive to me than taller ones. She was both shorter and less than plump. Like I said, adorable. She put me in mind of the perfect Irish lass. I was smitten at once.

Of course she never gave me a second look. Why would she? I'm a middle aged fart who was in college when she was in diapers. But damn did I find her attractive. I feel like the proverbial dirty old man. I even thought about shaving off my beard just to look younger. Like that would actually make a difference. LOL

Ah well. Such is life I suppose. We are usually attracted to that which is out of our reach or is just not right for us. I could never actually have a relationship with someone so much younger than myself as we would have nothing at all in common, but an old fool can still fall for a cutie now and then.


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on Jul 04, 2007
A little crush never hurt anyone. I don't think you're officially a dirty old man unless you start hanging around at the local high school. As long as they're legal, you're good.
on Jul 04, 2007
I don't think you're officially a dirty old man unless you start hanging around at the local high school. As long as they're legal, you're good.


Or if you start slapping the waitresses at Denny's on the butt, as you sit at the bar reading yesterday's paper . . .
on Jul 04, 2007
Funny, I've been having a similar complaint lately: "I keep getting older, and the women keep getting younger."

on Jul 04, 2007
Damn Mason, you messed up there---again!!! Those little cuties love grizzly, rugged men in their forties. They don't marry them but they sure give out a little warmth.

Um.
on Jul 04, 2007
well mason check your snail mail for your official, MM, DOM club pin. soon as you send me 25.00 dollars it will be on the way and you will be able to enjoy all the privileges of an official Dirty Old Man, sanctioned by the president of the Dirty Old men club, me!
on Jul 04, 2007
Are you kidding me M? With those gorgeous eyes of yours, shave off that fur and you would definitely be in for the running! Seriously!
on Jul 04, 2007
Or if you start slapping the waitresses at Denny's on the butt, as you sit at the bar reading yesterday's paper .


Ahaha, now we know what Braeden does on his off days!!
on Jul 04, 2007

A little crush never hurt anyone. I don't think you're officially a dirty old man unless you start hanging around at the local high school. As long as they're legal, you're good.


on Jul 04, 2007
Or if you start slapping the waitresses at Denny's on the butt, as you sit at the bar reading yesterday's paper . . .


Just Denny's?
on Jul 04, 2007

Funny, I've been having a similar complaint lately: "I keep getting older, and the women keep getting younger."






Odd how that happens huh?
on Jul 04, 2007

Damn Mason, you messed up there---again!!! Those little cuties love grizzly, rugged men in their forties. They don't marry them but they sure give out a little warmth.



Um.



Nah.
on Jul 04, 2007

well mason check your snail mail for your official, MM, DOM club pin. soon as you send me 25.00 dollars it will be on the way and you will be able to enjoy all the privileges of an official Dirty Old Man, sanctioned by the president of the Dirty Old men club, me!


Put it on account.
on Jul 04, 2007

Are you kidding me M? With those gorgeous eyes of yours, shave off that fur and you would definitely be in for the running! Seriously!


Nah, I'll keep the fur.
on Jul 04, 2007
I'm A Dirty Old Man

You say it like it's a bad thing.

I have to admit that I have always been attracted to smaller women. By smaller I don't necessarily mean thinner, but rather just smaller. Shorter women have always been more attractive to me than taller ones.

I'm the same way. Just something about a petite woman.

Funny, I've been having a similar complaint lately: "I keep getting older, and the women keep getting younger."

Reminds me of Wooderson's line in Dazed and Confused.


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on Jul 05, 2007
Getting older - an occupational hazard of living.
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