A bunch of useless crap
Published on March 19, 2007 By MasonM In Misc
Jo Ann and I split up in June of 2004. We had been together for about 7 years. We didn't split up due to any major fault or argument. Basically she wanted to get married and I didn't. That was pretty much it. I was married once and didn't like it. I've always subscribed to the philosophy that if a dog bites you once you don't go back and pet it again.

I have never been the type to go for the one night stand thing. On that account I've always agreed with Groucho Marx when he said that I would never belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member, Any woman who would sleep with me after just meeting me isn't worth sleeping with.

So, I haven't been laid in roughly 3 years. Yeah, that's a long time. But I am free of any of those nasty and sometimes deadly social diseases. I've had plenty of opportunities. Living on the road they present themselves pretty regularly. But for me it's more than a physical thing.

There's a lot of emotional stuff that goes along with it. And relationship stuff. I think that's the main thing that holds me off. Emotional relationships are far more trouble than they're worth. I like to keep my life as simple as possible and those relationships complicate things far more than I like.

Maybe I should have been a priest.

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on Mar 19, 2007

I dont kiss and tell, but recent.  But I do agree about one night stands.  I cant do it, not because of STDs, but because I have to feel something for my partner.


That's exactly how I feel about it as well.
on Mar 19, 2007

emotional relationships don't have to equal big dramas. Some people think so and can't have a relationship without it overflowing and getting out of control. I'm not saying you are one of those, but I think it's easy to mix up the two.


It really isn't about drama. It's more just...complications that come with a relationship.
on Mar 19, 2007
about ten minutes
on Mar 19, 2007

about ten minutes


Ok
on Mar 19, 2007
3 months and a few days... of course, the last relationship was so full of drama, that I'm ok taking some time off.

I don't do the "one night stand" thing, but I have been a friend with benefits. That worked pretty well for us, but only because we were able to keep emotion out of it. Neither of us was upset if the other had a date, or started a relationship. We just changed to friends and dropped the benefits. It was fun, but I really do prefer having some feeling with my sex.

on Mar 19, 2007
I'm not telling but my wife of 35 years, and I love a cuddle!
on Mar 19, 2007
8 years, 3 years, 3 mths, four...you guys are truly wonderful in that you stick to your beliefs and not get carried away with just getting physical for the sake of it! Congrats and good for you!

For me the emotional part of it is important too. I am married as you all know, but prior to being married I didn't get intimate with anyone because I chose not to. Being 'connected' mentally is important to me as much as being physically in tune.


As for when was the last time, ask me again tomorrow!! [I had visitors so no hanky panky!] (I know, TMI, TMI...I digress!}
on Mar 19, 2007
I don't do the "one night stand" thing, but I have been a friend with benefits.


I've had a couple of those in the past.
on Mar 19, 2007

I'm not telling but my wife of 35 years, and I love a cuddle!


Nuttin wrong with that.
on Mar 19, 2007
As for when was the last time, ask me again tomorrow!! [I had visitors so no hanky panky!] (I know, TMI, TMI...I digress!}


on Mar 19, 2007
living in a house that's 1340 square feet with a 21 year old home from college on spring break and a sixteen year old who's always having friends over ain't too good on the sex life.

But other than that I think it was Tuesday.
on Mar 19, 2007

living in a house that's 1340 square feet with a 21 year old home from college on spring break and a sixteen year old who's always having friends over ain't too good on the sex life.

But other than that I think it was Tuesday.


Yeah sounds like it would put a bit of a crimp in things.
on Mar 19, 2007
living in a house that's 1340 square feet with a 21 year old home from college on spring break and a sixteen year old who's always having friends over ain't too good on the sex life.


You should totally take advantage of the opportunity to freak your kids out. Tell them to go outside and play because mommy and daddy want to make boom boom. They will be freaked for days.
on Mar 19, 2007
Tell them to go outside and play because mommy and daddy want to make boom boom.


That is so wrong.
on Mar 19, 2007
About half an hour.

Go ahead. Ask about my frickin' neighbors next. Noisy getting up at four in the morning bastards...........
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