Especially when they drop knives too close to their inner thighs.............

No, that is what separates the men from the women!

ouch

reminds me of the nail hole that stares me in the face everytime I look at my table from a dumb mistake. At least you don't have to look at your thigh as much as I do my table.

  

In the words of Johnny Carson, I didn't know you were Jewish.

See you get a haircut become light-headed and start dropping things. No wonder you don't shave no more.

One more thing if you ever have to explain the scar I think you better go with a lie.

Gee M, careful now! Glad you didn't have to visit the ER or it would have been a looooong night!

Ouch... (and other more colourful expressions of pain).

I can't believe you actually said that! geesh louise!


hope it isn't hurting too much Mason!

I dropped the boning knife tonight, around 5:30, 6 bells or so, was cutting through a 5 pound pkg. of lean beef and the plastic is really hard to cut through!
I jumped backwards to avoid getting stabbed, must be a lot of this going around! Maybe it's the full moon?

Be careful now, ok?

Yep.



Yeah, and tables don't heal themselves either.



Of course.



Going to the ER is for wimps.



Yeah, I ran the spectrum of colorful expressions.



I'm thinking it was a sudden gravity surge.

Is the knife OK?   

No shit!

Now there's a sensible question. Man after my own heart. Yeah, the knife survived.