Last night some dimwit parked next to me, on my right. Well, he sort of parked. He backed his rig about half way into the parking space and left it there, front hanging out blocking half the drive. WTF?
When I got up this morning I loooked at his half assed parking jub. When it was time for me to leave there would be no way I could pull out and make the swing without taking off his hood.
I went on inside and took care of my morning routine and had some coffee. When I came back out the idiot was still parked just as he was when I went inside. I caught up my log book and warmed up my engine. It was time for me to leave so I needed to wake up stupid.
I walked over and banged on his door. A young guy answered. "Hey driver, I'm getting ready to pull out and if you want to keep your hood I'd suggest you back the rest of the way into your parking spot."
"Huh?" was his reply. Ok, he's obviously not awake yet.
"You're sticking out blocking the drive and have about 30 feet of parking spot behind you. I'm pulling out of here in about 30 seconds. If you're still sitting here when I do you're going to loose your hood."
I then walked back to my truck, put it in gear and began pulling forward. The little light bulb in his head finally came on and he threw his truck in reverse and starting backing up.
Where do they find these morons?