It's time we did something about this!
Ok all of you PC lemmings out there, now is your chance to really make a difference in this country. We all know that obesity is the single biggest health problem facing America today. We have to do something to save these fat bastards from themselves, and we need to act quickly! We know what's best for them even if they don't and we need to force it upon them for their own good. I don't know about you but I am tired of all of those fat bastards sweating all over everything and taking up more than their fair share of food, clothing, and space.
Here is the plan:
1. Convince state and local legislatures to pass laws that will ban the sales of any unhealthy, fattening foods in any public place such as restaurants and snack bars, including fatty red meat. Also make it a crime to eat these foods anywhere in public view, including their cars. If we piss and moan enough, they'll pass them.
2. Lobby for immediate increases in the taxes on sugar. We need to raise the price of sugar to the point that any products containing sugar will be too expensive for the average fat bastard to afford.
3. Same as #2 but for red meat.
4. Begin an immediate disinformation campaign nationwide to effect social change. Convince people that unhealthy, fattening foods will kill them instantly as well as making sure to include the negative effects of the second hand fumes from these foods.
5. Lobby for a fat tax, but we won't actually call it that. We need to ensure that everyone is required to have their weight certified every year by a physician to ensure that they are at or below their ideal weight. Anyone over that weight must pay an additional tax on the order of $20/lb for every pound above their ideal weight.
6. Lobby for 1,000% tax increases for all clothing in sizes above "medium".
Ok, there's your game plan my dear PC lemmings, now get out there and start whining!