A bunch of useless crap
Published on November 16, 2006 By MasonM In Misc
A few days ago I was rolling through Arkansas and heard a driver bitching on the CB about a particular small truckstop near the Texas state line. Arkansas is one of those states that has banned smoking everywhere except in places where those under the age of 18 are not permitted.

This particular small truckstop opted to be a smoking establishment and simply ban any minors from entering. They are trying to cater to their main business, truckers, the majority of whom do smoke.

This crybaby was whining because he stopped in there and they didn't have a nonsmoking section. He was pissing and moaning about how unfair it was and that he should get a bunch of nonsmokers to picket the place and shut it down.

Ok, I went off on him a bit. There is 1 damn truckstop in the entire state that even allows smoking at all, and he wants to piss his pants over it. He could have easily just gone to the one across the street to have his dinner, but then he wouldn't have had anything to cry about. I was pretty pissed and let him know what I thought of it, him, and the whole crybaby lot of them that think that they somehow have the right to force their choices on others. I told him now he knows exactly how smokers feel when they go into a place that doesn't have an area where they can smoke.

One single truckstop in an entire state and somehow he feels that he has the right to cry about how unfair it is? I think it's pretty damned unfair that businesses don't have a place for us smokers but I don't threaten to try and have them shut down. I simply don't spend any money there.

Those of us who smoke know that it bothers those who don't and most of us believe that the smoking area should be isolated from the nonsmoking so that our smoke doesn't bother them. We don't have a problem with that. The nonsmoking crybabies however, can't settle for having a good system that isolated smoking and nonsmoking. They want it completely their way and just force people to not smoke at all. Fascists, plain and simple. No compromise is good enough for these whiny assed cretins.

You know, I used to make every effort to be a polite smoker, but these days I have had it with these assholes and don't even try any more. If a nonsmoker comes into an area where I am allowed to smoke that's just tough shit for them.

I can't wait for the inevitable anti-PC backlash that will bury these fascist crybabies under a pile of their own shit. Every pendulum swings both ways and a growing number of people are already getting fed up with the PC bullshit.


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on Nov 17, 2006
As a smoker, I know full well how militant non-smokers can be. I also am extremely flexible as to where I smoke, and will ofter to either put out my smoke, or move away from non-smokers upon request; if the request has a least a semblance of politeness to it.

I have one for you as well:

Back when I was in college, I TA'd the Geology freshmen on a required field study. The last leg of this trip was on some mountain in the Death Valley region, forgive for the life of me I cant remember the name of the place.

Anyhow, we had about a 2 mile hike or so the the foot of the mountain, over some rocky terrain. Well we had a few younger people in the group, and my favorite was a 19 year old freshman girl. Oh yes, this was the biggest "smoking griper" of the 5 day excursion.

So, the wind is whipping over the desert terrain at about 25 MPH, and I'm near the lead of the group. Now this 19 year old beauty has a nasty habit of making her fake little cough-cough every time she even sees a cigarette. So off we hike, me somewhat leading the group, the 25 MPH wind to my face, and of course I light up a smoke.

Miss priss is bitching about the hike, when she saw me light up from about 2/3 of the way back in the group, and oh yes, I knew it was coming.....cough-cough.

Well I had had just about enough of that crap. So I lagged behind, and the closer I got, the more cough-cough I heard. When I got to her, and led her away a bit, I told her that I was done with her cough-cough, and there was no way in hell she could get even so much as a whiff of my smoke from our distance in the current wind, let alone even here, where I was then standing next to her.

I told her I was being kind, by pulling her off to the side like this, but I wouldn't be next time. I told her next time she would be in for the embarrassment of her life, and you better damn well believe she knew I was not lying.

I never heard another cough-cough out of little miss priss ever again.
on Nov 17, 2006
I always laugh when I'm at McDonald's or some other fast food place and I see a sign that says something like...

For the health of our customers, thank you for not smoking. ;~D
on Nov 17, 2006
"Um ... smokers are the minority. Only 22% of adults in the U.S. smoke."


Beat me to it. By the rationale of the usual pretty pony activist waste, we ought to not only be allowed to smoke in public, but we should be allowed to sue people who hurt our feelings about being smokers. Our smoking should be subsidized by the government, and we should be given free cigarettes to make sure we don't smoke dirty butts of the ground or be victimized by people who sell us substandard product.

They protect my little girl from second hand smoke, but then say the burden of protection should go on serial child molesters who can't be harassed when they move into my neighborhood. The ass described in this blog can protest a truck stop, but if I stand too long in front of a child molester's house it is terroristic threatening. It's an idiotic world.
on Nov 17, 2006
I knew a lady who was a secretary at a cotton gin and she had a sign on her desk that said:

IF YOU WON'T SMOKE, I WON'T FART.

I always thought that was fair enough.
on Nov 17, 2006
IF YOU WON'T SMOKE, I WON'T FART.




That is classic.

~Zoo 
on Nov 17, 2006

If 78% of the people do not smoke, then why dont they pass a law banning it altogether?

Answer: They are addicted to the tax revenues.  Smokers may be endangering their health, but the non-smokers are gleefully counting their filthy lucre as they nail the coffins shut.

on Nov 17, 2006
Um ... smokers are the minority.


In the general population, yes, in certain businesses, no. In most bars around the country (Ultra PC CA excluded) smokers are in the majority. Same with truckstops.

That percentage will probably be shrinking even more as they tax the heck out of cigarettes and make it harder to find a place to smoke. I think that's a good thing.


That percentage will probably be shrinking even more as they tax the heck out of cigarettes and make it harder to find a place to smoke. I think that's a good thing.


So you're ok with excessive punitive taxation? I guess you'd be ok with a 1,000% tax hike on some of the products that you purchase if somebody decided that it was for your own good?

Automobiles are the single biggest source of pollution and carcinogens in the country not to mention the thousands who are maimed and killed in them every year. Perhaps we should tack on an additional $5/gallon tax in the interest of public health.


Maybe it will bring healthcare costs down


Yeah, uh huh, right. Just like seat belt laws and mandatory car insurance lowered health costs. You're joking on this one, right?
on Nov 17, 2006
So you're ok with excessive punitive taxation? I guess you'd be ok with a 1,000% tax hike on some of the products that you purchase if somebody decided that it was for your own good?


Nope, that would be completely different if they were taxing the hell out of something I use on a daily basis.   

There is plenty of tax on a gallon of gasoline though. I thought the seat belt laws did help prevent deaths.

Sorry I pissed you off. Just call me an anti-smoking wacko. I really am a live and let live sort but I don't want to breathe the smoke in. Smoke all you want but I'd prefer you didn't do it around me. If I am in a business that allows smoking, I'm not going to complain. If it bothers me too much, I will leave.
on Nov 17, 2006
So, the wind is whipping over the desert terrain at about 25 MPH, and I'm near the lead of the group. Now this 19 year old beauty has a nasty habit of making her fake little cough-cough every time she even sees a cigarette. So off we hike, me somewhat leading the group, the 25 MPH wind to my face, and of course I light up a smoke.


Yeah nothing like taking a hike in nature, taking a deep breathe of the surrounding country side and getting a big ol taste of second hand smoke.

You are wrong to assume she couldn't smell it. I often can smell it while sitting in traffic with my windows up coming from other smoking vehicles with their windows "cracked."

Heres a question for you. Why would she or anyone even care if you smoke if it wasn't bothering them in some way?

But I also know from spending a lifetime around smokers its like talking to a brick wall when you tell them it stinks. Most agree, but don't realize how really bad the smell is until they quit.

Imagine if a person could voluntarily emit a strong barf smell. (Or any smell you find disgusting.) They were walking with you in a group, even though they weren't puking, the last time they did it got on their clothes, so they stink. You suck it up even though you were hoping to enjoy some nice fresh air on the hike.

Then they decide to spew. Granted they are at the front of the line and the "wind is blowing" so they don't believe anyone can smell it. And away they go.

When you show displeasure at the odor, or act, they pull you aside to snipe at you about it.

Seems you believe your right to smoke outweighs her right not to like it.

Mason's example is the exact opposite of this. If I go into a place that caters to smoking, then I can't complain when there is smoke. That's stupid.

But I don't think expecting fresh air when you take a hike is too much to expect.
on Nov 17, 2006
So, the wind is whipping over the desert terrain at about 25 MPH, and I'm near the lead of the group. Now this 19 year old beauty has a nasty habit of making her fake little cough-cough every time she even sees a cigarette. So off we hike, me somewhat leading the group, the 25 MPH wind to my face, and of course I light up a smoke.


Yeah nothing like taking a hike in nature, taking a deep breathe of the surrounding country side and getting a big ol taste of second hand smoke.

You are wrong to assume she couldn't smell it. I often can smell it while sitting in traffic with my windows up coming from other smoking vehicles with their windows "cracked."

Heres a question for you. Why would she or anyone even care if you smoke if it wasn't bothering them in some way?

But I also know from spending a lifetime around smokers its like talking to a brick wall when you tell them it stinks. Most agree, but don't realize how really bad the smell is until they quit.

Imagine if a person could voluntarily emit a strong barf smell. (Or any smell you find disgusting.) They were walking with you in a group, even though they weren't puking, the last time they did it got on their clothes, so they stink. You suck it up even though you were hoping to enjoy some nice fresh air on the hike.

Then they decide to spew. Granted they are at the front of the line and the "wind is blowing" so they don't believe anyone can smell it. And away they go.

When you show displeasure at the odor, or act, they pull you aside to snipe at you about it.

Seems you believe your right to smoke outweighs her right not to like it.

Mason's example is the exact opposite of this. If I go into a place that caters to smoking, then I can't complain when there is smoke. That's stupid.

But I don't think expecting fresh air when you take a hike is too much to expect.





on Nov 17, 2006
Nope, that would be completely different if they were taxing the hell out of something I use on a daily basis.


Ah, don't you see the hypocrisy of this?

There is plenty of tax on a gallon of gasoline though.


Too much in my opinion, but if it's ok to create punitive taxes in the interest of public health, that's the place to do it.

I thought the seat belt laws did help prevent deaths.

I'm sure they have, but they in no way accomplished the promised drop in health care costs (which was my point).


Sorry I pissed you off.

You didn't piss me off at all, I am simply pointing out the flaws in your statements on the issue and offering counter points.




Smoke all you want but I'd prefer you didn't do it around me. If I am in a business that allows smoking, I'm not going to complain. If it bothers me too much, I will leave.

Which is quite reasonable. Total bans and the people who lobby for them are not reasonable, which is the whole point of the original article.
on Nov 17, 2006
I told her I was being kind, by pulling her off to the side like this, but I wouldn't be next time. I told her next time she would be in for the embarrassment of her life, and you better damn well believe she knew I was not lying.


I likely wouldn't have done her the courtesy.
on Nov 17, 2006
The same for the guy whose complaining. If there's that one place for you smokers, then he should just lump it since he went there on his own knowingly or like you said, go across the street to the other place!


Yep, but unreasonable people don't do reasonable things.
on Nov 17, 2006
Reply #17
I always laugh when I'm at McDonald's or some other fast food place and I see a sign that says something like...

For the health of our customers, thank you for not smoking. ;~D


Yeah, the signs are stupid. A simple "no smoking" will do.
on Nov 17, 2006
It's an idiotic world.


Yes it is
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