I Think I'm A Murderer

Published on September 2, 2006 By MasonM In Misc

I'm watching that America's Most Wanted show. They just profiled a guy who has murdered some children. The most distinctive part of their description of him is that he has a mole below his left eye. The cop on the case said that "...it's very rare to have a mole in that location..."

I have a mole under my left eye. Crap, I must be the guy! Of course, I haven't been in Alabama in a long time so that complicates things a bit, but that's a mere technicality. I have a mole there so I must be him.

I wonder how many false lead calls they'll get because that's the most distinctive feature they could describe for the guy? Somehow I think they'll need more than that to find this sick bastard.

Comments (Page 2)

jennifer1

on Sep 03, 2006

Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping?

That paints a very funny picture!

MasonM

on Sep 03, 2006

Reply #16
Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping?

That paints a very funny picture!

Yeah, MM still has it.

Dr Guy

on Sep 03, 2006

Should I buy extra life insurance?

MasonM

on Sep 03, 2006

Reply #18
Should I buy extra life insurance?

Can never hurt ya know.

Zoologist03

on Sep 03, 2006

I'd just hate to be an actor in one of the reenactments that they do...wonder how many times they get jumped when they walk into a store.

~Zoo

MasonM

on Sep 03, 2006

Reply #20
I'd just hate to be an actor in one of the reenactments that they do...wonder how many times they get jumped when they walk into a store.

~Zoo

It must have happened at some point. I've heard a few stand up comedians make jokes along those lines.

uDigItTheMost

on Sep 05, 2006

---Mason you say you have not been in Alabama in years, but who knows where your mole goes while you are sleeping? ---

The mole WAS in Alabama. He was seen in Mole-bile.

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