A bunch of useless crap
Published on August 27, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
Yesterday morning I picked up my return load back North. Friday afternoon I called the place I was to be for the pick up, a towing yard of all places, and got directions. I agreed to be there at 8:00 am.

When I arrived a few minutes early I wasn't too shocked to find that nobody was there yet. I waited until 8:00 and when no-one had shown up I called the guy's cell number. The bastard was still in bed. I told him I was there waiting for him. He apologized and said he would be right there. He showed about 8:30.

I was picking up a CNC lathe which I was told needed to be tarped. When I saw the thing, sitting outside in the weather, all I could think was "piece of junk". Seemed like a real waste of time to tarp it but I did as the customer is paying for it.

We got it loaded after the guy finally got his junk of a forklift started up. The forklift had a wasp nest in it and there were angry wasps buzzing around the thing the whole time. The guy helped me get the tarp on the piece of junk lathe and I then called the receiving customer for directions as I needed to be there, North of Chicago, on Monday morning.

The guy asked me about the machine and whether it looked like a piece of junk. "Yep" was all I could reply. He didn't sound too thrilled having bought the thing sight unseen. Oh well, not my problem.

He said that I could deliver whenever I get there as he only lives 5 minutes away from the shop so if I get there this evening he will come and unload it. Cool. I haven't yet decided whether I'll get there this evening or tomorrow morning. I'm in KY right now and I'll just see how the day goes.

I spent last evening at a trucker's bar in Hurricane, WV and so am not as motivated today as I might otherwise be. Ah well, it was a good time. At least it was until the bouncer came on duty and started hassling me about my knife. It's a fairly small hunting knife in a rattlesnake skin sheath. At first he insisted that I take it back out to my truck. I refused saying that I wasn't going to walk all the way out there just to put a knife away that I really didn't want to put away in the first place.

He finally asked me if I would give it to the bartender to keep until I leave. I said ok, but never actually did it. When he came back again and got shitty with me I called the bar owner over and asked him to put a leash on his dog. He instructed the bouncer to leave me be as I was an old customer and not a trouble maker.

When I finally left I patted the bouncer on the shoulder and said "have a good night, junior". He looked pissed.

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on Aug 27, 2006
interesting blog!;
on Aug 27, 2006
I'm from Croatia.... I have blog too, but I think my adress of it won't mean much to you.
on Aug 27, 2006
You loved that last dig!
on Aug 27, 2006
#3 by Dr. Guy
Sun, August 27, 2006 09:20 AM



[Dr. Guy]
You loved that last dig!


Of course.
on Aug 27, 2006
---When I finally left I patted the bouncer on the shoulder and said "have a good night, junior". He looked pissed.---



Mase, since you were playing Fred Sanford you should've said, "Have a good night, you big dummy" or "Have a good night, Aunt Esther".
on Aug 27, 2006
"have a good night, junior". He looked pissed.


Heh, heh...gotta appreciate that.

~Zoo
on Aug 27, 2006
#5 by uDigItTheMost
Sun, August 27, 2006 4:30 PM




---When I finally left I patted the bouncer on the shoulder and said "have a good night, junior". He looked pissed.---



Mase, since you were playing Fred Sanford you should've said, "Have a good night, you big dummy" or "Have a good night, Aunt Esther".


on Aug 27, 2006
#6 by Zoologist03
Sun, August 27, 2006 4:30 PM




"have a good night, junior". He looked pissed.


Heh, heh...gotta appreciate that.

~Zoo


Ya get yer chuckles where ya can.
on Aug 27, 2006

The bouncer sounds like the kind of idiot you'd probably have to use the knife on!  He sounds just like a trouble maker to me.

on Aug 27, 2006
#9 by Trudygolightly
Sun, August 27, 2006 5:23 PM



[Trudygolightly]

The bouncer sounds like the kind of idiot you'd probably have to use the knife on! He sounds just like a trouble maker to me.


Nah, the kid was trying to do his job. I was the one being a pain in the ass. I just felt like screwing with him a bit. He was fairly new and didn't know I was a semi-regular customer who'd been stopping in there for years.

I'm sure he'll remember me now.

I prefer to wear my knife on my side where it can be plainly seen. That tends to discourage some troublemakers and would-be muggers. I should have just given it to the bartender to hold for me but I was just feeling ornery.
on Aug 27, 2006
Thanks M! Now I have that music in my head! da da dada, dadadada daaaaa, da da dada......


Maybe you should have asked Elizabeth to guide you in carrying that piece of junk right there and then! Just to shock the guy a little!!

And yeah, you enjoyed making 'Junior' pissed didn't ya!
on Aug 27, 2006
#11 by foreverserenity
Sun, August 27, 2006 5:44 PM




Thanks M! Now I have that music in my head! da da dada, dadadada daaaaa, da da dada......


Maybe you should have asked Elizabeth to guide you in carrying that piece of junk right there and then! Just to shock the guy a little!!

And yeah, you enjoyed making 'Junior' pissed didn't ya!


Yeah, I did.
on Aug 27, 2006

Nah, the kid was trying to do his job. I was the one being a pain in the ass. I just felt like screwing with him a bit

ahhhhhhhh gee,  no  comment! 

on Aug 27, 2006
#13 by Trudygolightly
Sun, August 27, 2006 7:58 PM



[Trudygolightly]

Nah, the kid was trying to do his job. I was the one being a pain in the ass. I just felt like screwing with him a bit

ahhhhhhhh gee, no comment!


As Bugs Bunny used to say, "Ain't I a stinker?"
on Aug 27, 2006
HAHAAHAHA.

Well I am sure he meant well. Didn't want to have to take a knife in the gut if you were one of those "trouble makin" types. heh.

Be careful, he may remember you next time you're in there.
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